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beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

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sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

(Source: withoutyourwalls, via fingerblaster113)

radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

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Me playing sports.

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avolating:

do u ever love a celebrity so much it makes you sad

(Source: timid, via perks-of-being-chinese)

a story of friendship

amoying:

human: :(

dog: :D

human: :D

(Source: amoying, via guy)

(Source: owlturdcomix, via mistermcfeely)

impetuz:

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

oh

(via saidyo-thinkyoubettergo)

wolverinesbadassass:

dramasbomin:

redboxed:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies

Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.

at least they fought with expert timing

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This gives me a high blood pressure

(Source: yodiscrepo, via fingerblaster113)